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Joke of the Day
"Never ever marry a tennis player Love means nothing to them"
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"The orphanage i run, burned down today with the lives of sixty children Thank fuck i don't have to tell their parents ...."
"A man came into the emergency room with six plastic toy horses in his ass... The doctors say his condition is stable."
"Last night, a guy tried to stab me with a butter knife He said i was toast."
"Two condoms walk into a gay bar They look at each other and say ""let's get shit faced!"""
"Those Essex Girls Whats the difference between a plat of spaghetti and an Essex girl The plate of spaghetti moves when you eat it!"
"My Pollish grandma was telling me about one of the worst periods of her life She called it the concentration cramp"
"What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about? Calculus"
"I got the lyrics wrong and partied like it's 1599. Now my kitchen smells like roast peacock and I can't get this horse off my couch"
"Donald Trump just announced Mike Pence to be his Running Mate. If Hillary wants to one up Trump in that regard, her running mate should be Mike Tuppence."