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Joke of the Day
"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Fair Trade."
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"When I get my paycheck I turn into Gollum from 'The Lord of the Rings'."
"There is this guy from the Czech Republic that plays chess with his Austrian friend. Czech mate. Edit: Australian, ty unsc_luke"
"Refugees do the jobs no one wants to do. Like being a suicide bomber."
"What do you call a chinese pedophile? Pok Um Yung"
"Your momma so fat... Yo momma is so fat when she is playing Pokemon go she can see all pokemons on her cell phone"
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant."
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it into a microwave until it's bill withers."
"Everyone on a flight is technically a flight attendant"
"""Echolocation, echolocation, echolocation!"" -Dolphin realtor"