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Joke of the Day
"What's a slave's favorite type of music? House"
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"What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common? They've both been in little boys."
"""Did anyone else's house get burglarized and have horrible music put on all their devices..........oh U2?"""
"Don't fall in love. You will get feelings and die."
"Oldie but goody... What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken"
"What's wrong with a broken alphabetizer? It's out of order."
"When a friend dies, I'm not sure if I should unfriend them on Facebook or occasionally ""poke"" them to see if they're still dead."
"What do Canadians say after a prayer in church? Eh-men"
"I have just became a proud father! :) My son's actually just turned 4, but he was an annoying little cunt for the first 3 years."
"What do you call a midget in a subway saying, ""tick...tick...tick...""? A metro-gnome"