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Joke of the Day
"What's a slave's favorite type of music? House"
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"I'm no meteorologist, but I'm washing my car so there's a 97% chance of rain."
"A customer walks in to a chemist's. ""I would like some deodorant please"" The chemist replies ""Ball, or aerosol?"""
"What did one asshole say to the other? I don't know, you haven't said anything yet"
"Erlich Bachman. This is you as a old mayn. I'm a ugly and dead, alone."
"What has only one arm and can't swim? An excavator."
"Tom Brady suspension increased to 8 weeks Additional 4 weeks for deflating the bench with his ass."
"I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus That's how I lost my job as a bus driver."
"When people ask me about my hobbies, I tell them I'm into birdwatching, photography and meeting new people. It sounds better than stalking."
"There was a dyslexic devil worshipor. He sold his soul to santa"