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Joke of the Day
"Military shouldn't hire people named Will."
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"Posting a status update before responding to someone's text is the easiest way to let them know how unimportant they are."
"Commercials that never made it to air Here's my entry: ""Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault and has ruined your life? Next time, use Durex""."
"I used to watch TV, read the paper, and listen to the radio. Now I watch the internet, read the internet, and listen to the internet."
"What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo? A leaf. The rope catches the emo."
"I found this joke on the news when I went to America... His name is Donald Trump."
"2 Rules to Be Successful 1) Don't tell everyone everything you know. 2)"
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"11: You know what would be really ironic? Me: No, what? 11: If someone died in their...living room. The Twitter is strong in this one."