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Joke of the Day

"Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys? A LockSith."

"The New York Yankees Officially Sign Adrian Peterson They needed a good switch hitter."

"Scientists discovered a kind of dinosaur that could only see moving bodies. They named it 'Doyouthinkitsaurus?'"

"My sister let me borrow her newborn baby so I could meet girls at the mall. Worked great! Also, If you've found my nephew Jake, lemme know"

"What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested? Shot a black man."

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven's a six offender."

"""Don't kid yourself"" Would be a great slogan for an abortion clinic."

"What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight? Can we just bury this?"

"When I was younger, I always heard of people getting robbed at gunpoint. If there's been so many robberies, why do people keep going to gunpoint?"

"Ted said to his friend 'can you lend me $10?' 'But I only have $8' his friend replied. That's OK you can always owe me the other $2!"