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Joke of the Day

"A blonde and a brunette jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? The brunette, because the blonde stopped to ask for directions."

"What should you do if your walls get cold? Put on another coat."

"Did you get that joke about the Titanic? It took a while to sink in."

"""I enjoy working with a hammer, but I don't want a blue collar job."" - Everyone who eventually becomes a judge."

"A Jew with an erection walks face first into a wall... He breaks his nose."

"What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish."

"What is the cheapest part of a boat? The part with the sail in it."

"What do a Russian pimp call his prostitute? Slobberonmadickyabitch"

"ever since i put all my eggs in one basket i have received unsolicited egg advice, you dont know my life, you dont know what im all about"

"What's worse than a cardboard box? Paper titties"