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Joke of the Day
"I had such a bad allergic reaction to a peanut today... ... that I got sued by TheFineBros."
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"What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata? Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U"
"Listen, I hate you... I'm just not... IN hate with you."
"Review about the movie ""Ip Man"" (1/5) Disappointing. Totally not about networking or computer. Just some random Chinese guy hitting people."
"I need to get a car wash but my dogs' nose smudges on the back window appear to be forming a word so I'm gonna let that play out first."
"The Art of Button-collecting by Zipporah Broaken"
"Pardon me while I slip into something a little more... unconscious."
"Who called it ""falling in love"" and not ""assisted suicide""?"
"Funny joke I heard during christmas Two nuns are sitting in a tub and one says to the other ""where's the soap"" and the other nun replies ""yes it does""."
"Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend either the car is new or the girlfriend is."