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Joke of the Day

"*slowly raises hand 20 minutes into an important office meeting* so there are no donuts?"

"What does a Jew with an erection get when he walks into a wall? A broken nose, i will sit in the corner now."

"I was in the supermarket when I got a message on my phone telling me there were 24 singles in my area Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app."

"kids now have dating apps but back in my day we had to run through the city shirtless with a megaphone screaming ""why does no one want me"""

"Why are the bears such a bad football team? Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry"

"What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lift !"

"So I heard a bad joke about a prostitute... It was whoreible."

"I'm 25, which means I'm just as far from 10 as I am from 40. Although, in terms of money and maturity, I'm still way closer to 10."

"Why are ISIS so safety conscientious and choose to use donkeys instead of vehicles for transportation? vehicle tail pipes will burn your ass bad"

"Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving ""Black Friday""? Because everything is a steal."