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"'Marley and Me' has a sequel! It's called 'Me'..."
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"Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him ""a promising Rookie""."
"How much does wood cost? About tree fiddy."
"I love when people tell me to get my act together and I'm like who the hell is acting geez."
"It's that time of year when it gets *just* cold enough to draw dicks on people's car windows."
"let me be very clear: i would rather attend a Pig's wedding than attempt to sift through the dumpster you people have made out of my dm box,"
"Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts."
"What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic? Praguetory"
"Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they hate Dick's"
"''Ah fuck it"" -Me. Making decisions."