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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid? An OxyMoron!"
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"Hey, are you from Ireland? Because when I see you, my penis is Dublin"
"Two duck hunters You know about the two duck hunters who were found dead in Texas? The lawyer for the defence says the accused acted in self defence and that the community says duck lives matter too."
"Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout comes home from camp"
"Arianna Huffington said Donald Trump is not getting enough sleep, so why isn't he getting enough sleep? Apparently not having enough **Melania**tonin at night!"
"Never tip a cow more than 15%."
"Don't worry if you missed 4/20 Because today is 4/20 too!"
"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His underwear fits like a glove."
"TIFU by being a dyslexic bus driver Whoops, wrong bus"
"Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee? Because she used #nofilter"