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Joke of the Day
"My friend told me how electricity is measured and I was like Watt"
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"I had an eight course Irish dinner tonight. A six pack of beer, a potato, and a glass of whiskey to finish it off."
"SORRY I GOT IN THE VAN AND ATE ALL OF THE CANDY AND NOW YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ME."
"Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives."
"""I hate hashtags!"" Dad screams as he smashes his #1 Dad coffee mug against a wall."
"Did you hear about... ...the optometrist who fell in his lens grinder? He made a spectacle of himself."
"You know you're ugly when you call yourself ugly and no one disagrees with you."
"A knock sounds at a nerd's door... *Knock knock!* ""Who's there?"" ""You know!"" ""You know who?"" ""Exactly. AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!"""
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile! XD"
"Near-beer is like going down on your sister.. It may taste the same, but it aint right."