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Joke of the Day
"What's Grey and Comes in Quarts? An Elephant."
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"Doctor: tell me everything you told the nurse 5 minutes ago."
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"I just put the L earbud in my right ear and the R in my left ear and every punchline I came up with for this joke sucked ass."
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