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Joke of the Day
"What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music? Dokken"
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"What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave? Le meow"
"What do you call a mentally retarded chef? A slow cooker"
"If at first you don't succeed Then skydiving isn't for you."
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"Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn't spell properly."
"3 mods walk into a strip club [removed]"
"Me: This is a nice, quiet neighborhood. Real estate agent: This is a cemetery. Me: I'll take it."
"What do Caitlin Jenner and the Carolina Panthers have in common? Manning was just a bit too much for them."
"There's a reason the iPhone autocorrects ""Yolo"" to ""tool."""