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Joke of the Day

"What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music? Dokken"

"Firing Victoria of IAMA"

"Why did the condom leave so quickly? Because it got pissed off."

"Persian joke Yesterday I was so hungry, I went to the sandwich shop and ordered Ham e Cheese. .... means ""every thing"". (first timer here, be gentle)"

"We get about 25 screaming 5 yr old little girls together to scream nonstop at terrorists, BOOM, we win the War on Terror!"

"What's the same between Brussel sprouts and anal sex? If you enjoy it as as an adult you hated it as a kid"

"When telling your dog he's adopted, make sure to mention that you will never love him as much as the dogs you gave birth to."

"I don't have a dirty mind... I have a sexy imagination!"

"Where did the gay Wizard go? He disappeared with a poof."

"Have you ever had sex while camping.... It's fucking in-tents"