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Joke of the Day
"Why are gays never really supressed? Cuz they always stick it to the man!"
Next Joke
"What has 5 balls and rapes the poor? The lottery."
"So what happens to the pizza at the end of a porn film?"
"Sneak into the employee bathroom at Target and make some violent alien noises, maybe leave a jellyfish in the toilet"
"I would never buy a BMW, they're too cheaply made. I mean, they don't even come with turn signals."
"Wait. I thought Fifty Shades of Grey was just a coloring book for dogs."
"How do Dolphins live their lives? With a porpoise."
"It must really suck working for a calendar company You can't take any days off"
"Handed in an assignment late today, looks like my teacher is giving black Friday deals too. 50% off"
"Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus? At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus."