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Joke of the Day

"They finally caught the 'Subway Pervert' today. Someone saw him get off at Times Square."

"An invisible man marries an invisible woman... The kids weren't much to look at!"

"wife: I TOLD you not to try a 360 with the grocery cart me: It was really nice when everyone started clapping after they saw I was ok though"

"I'm gonna put a Whoopee Cushion on the front of my car so that if I hit anything it'd atleast be a little funny."

"Which animal has a dick on its back? Police horse"

"A doctor goes to his patient and says ""I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's"" Patient replies ""Well, at least I don't have cancer!"""

"I'm a great fan of Thomas Edison, Because of his quote that...!! . Tomorrow is my exam but I don't care Because a single sheet of paper cannot decide my future...!!!"

"I like my women how I like my showers... Cold, crying and alone."

"what's the difference between 3 cocks and a joke? your mom can't take a joke."

"Banker: You're sure you want a reverse mortgage & get how it works? Me(imagines bank making huge unaffordable payments to me for years): Yes"