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Joke of the Day
"I don't trust umbrellas. They're shady."
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"War does not determine who is right... ...only who is left."
"What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs? An apology."
"Why does Drake hate summer? Because you start wearing less and going out more"
"Thank god the ""S"" on my keyboard doesn't work... It means I can apply for jobs and they think I'm just an ex-offender."
"How many Narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. But he doesn't screw it in, he just holds it and the world revolves around him."
"When pigs fly they will have the most delicious wings."
"What's easier to pick up the heavier it is? A girl."
"heres a funny one. womens rights /s"
"Why was the Mexican tire sad? Because it was despair"