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Joke of the Day

"Is the reason why all of the Pokemon professors are named after trees because They embark you on your journey?"

"Imagine if Frodo was all ""Sauron's bad, but Gandalf's done some morally gray stuff, too, so I'll stay home."" Don't get eaten by orcs. Vote."

"What is a pirate's favorite TV show? EEEEEE-YARRRRRRRR"

"Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him is he still wrong?"

"""The Spoon"" Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. . Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."

"My 4 year old niece's unintentional dirty joke. Why did the fan blow itself? Because it was turned on!"

"Why did the fence get busted for having stolen goods? Because it got grassed up by the lawn."

"Pokemon go should contact Hillary Clinton. I hear she has some servers"

"The future tense of send. Seen"

"what is better than roses on your piano? tulips on your organ"