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Joke of the Day

"Pokemon go should contact Hillary Clinton. I hear she has some servers"

"What is robot jazz called? Beep Boop Bop!"

"A neutron walks into a store Neutron : ""How much is this pack of gum"" Store Clerk : ""For you it's no charge"""

"Whats the difference between an onion and a hooker? *Dead pan face*, I don't cry when I cut up hookers."

"There's a really annoying moth in my room. It's been on my Silence of the Lambs poster for ages now."

"Man died after crushing against a mirror Witnesses said: ""he saw it coming"""

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window."

"If she takes off her heels to chase you, then you better call the police while you still can."

"What did Will Smith's toe say to his face? I am leg end."

"Andy Griffith's family are undecided on funeral arrangements. They may cremate, they Mayberry"