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Joke of the Day

"James Bond is the type of top secret spy who announces who he is, then shoots everyone and sets off a bomb while doing absolutely no spying."

"What do you call two black dudes on a motorcycle? An Africa Twin."

"I'd like to see a world without plagerism You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."

"One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry said Mullah is it a member of your family?"

"Many people think that Canada's new Prime Minister is hot. It's true, though."

"If I've given you a card at your birthday party, know I bought it a half-hour ago and signed it on the dashboard of my car 5 minutes ago."

"My idea to call our weekend bicycling group the ""Pedalphiles"" was not well-received AT ALL."

"Why was the snowman smiling? ...he saw a snowblower coming up the street."

"My will has a list of friends not allowed to speak at my funeral."

"Would a charming vampire be a neck-romancer?"