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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Kardassian on a boat? ...A sea Gul"
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"[trying to avoid awkward silence on first date] you ever see a horse throw up? ""no"" *smiles and turns phone sideways so video gets bigger*"
"I wanted to become a dictator... but I was only partially qualified."
"How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital? The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!"
"How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 3: One to screw it in, another to film it, and a last one to say ""sick turns brah!"""
"What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering."
"What's the most positive thing about Harlem? HIV"
"Well, I don't know how my tattoo is gonna look when I'm 60, Carol, but I know you'll be dead by then so"
"My son asked me to pass him the salt So I gave him a soap bar."
"I love trigger warnings... They help victims of abuse know what's ahead, and they help me spot Trump supporters."