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Joke of the Day

"Today I found out I have dyslexia... I went to a toga party dressed as a goat."

"I don't know why they invite me to an Easter egg hunt, then freak out when I turn up in camo gear with my rifle."

"Josh Dugger more like Josh Diddler"

"How do you know when there's a lead singer at the door? The knocking is all out of rhythm, they can't find the key, and they never know when to come in!"

"It's been so long, I think my virginity is growing back."

"What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night? Piratechnics!"

"What did Obama say to Michelle when he proposed? I don't wanna be Obama self"

"I'm not sexist... Because that's wrong and being wrong is for women..."

"Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon? Because he cauterize."

"I don't have a problem with idiots... I have a problem with the fact they they have an internet connection."