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Joke of the Day
"I still struggle daily with how Ed Hardy happened"
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"Dear Sir, I am writing this with a heavy heart. Sorry it's so hard to read I should really find a pen"
"I asked my friend how he can date a fat chick... He says she's grown on him"
"How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail!"
"*primitive gungans defeat battle droids* *Stone Age ewoks beat elite stormtroopers* *improbable underdog story defeats logic and reason*"
"Dinosaurs went extinct because they heard Chuck Norris was coming."
"What do you call a hairy gay man who suffers from mood swings? A bipolar bear"
"I own a Driver-less car. Yup, it's sitting parked on my driveway right now."
"I feel like a mentally disabled person with an Australian accent would be the most annoying thing ever."
"DOCTOR: We were all out of blood for your transfusion so we used Mountain Dew ME: [I don't hear bc I already snowboarded out the window]"