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Joke of the Day

"A jewish man walks into a bakery And he asks, ""how much does the challah cost?""."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A Rip-Off"

"Life is a joke.. and death is the punch line."

"What do you call it when Batman skips church ? Christian Bale"

"Ladies, if all he does is make you cry then maybe you're dating an onion and not a man."

"Dear Liver: The holidays are almost over. Come on you can do this!"

"Did you hear that Jared Fogle got sentenced to 15 and a half years? But he was happy with it cause it was under 18."

"Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster? He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours."

"A new drug has just been developed for lesbians with depression. It's called trycoxagain."

"I can hear everything you're mumbling under the duct tape. Yes, I will marry you."