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Joke of the Day
"My wife tried to lecture me about ""mansplaining""... ...but, as usual, she had it all wrong."
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"Honestly, I think Bernie Sanders is just angry about email in general. #DemDebate"
"I was at the theatre seeing a tragedy and the man behind me started wailing. I got hit in the head with a harpoon."
"What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? Having to tell your parents that you're gay."
"Alright let's hear them. Your best and favorite knock knock jokes. Me: I have a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Person: Knock knock Me: Who's there"
"Hear about the Native American who died from drinking too much tea before bed? He drowned in his teepee."
"Why is the camel called the ship of the desert? [NSFW] Because it's full of Arab seamen."
"I was armed to the teeth. Now most of my teeth are gone. Let's just say I filed an assault case."
"I just saw two really large spiders dancing to some 1980s music. I think they were Duran Durantulas."
"A giraffe was at an airport security check line. The security guy asked ""Is that your laptop?"". The giraffe replied ""I thought you would never ask."""