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Joke of the Day
"My wife tried to lecture me about ""mansplaining""... ...but, as usual, she had it all wrong."
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"A programmer gets upset when he hears women shouldn't be objectified... He demands, ""Are you suggesting women are primitives?"""
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"How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear"
"How does a black man ride a black stallion? With no legs."
"A termite walks into a bar and says, 'Is the bar tender here?'"
"What do you call a person who worships Doritos? A Chipmonk."
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