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Joke of the Day

"Since We're Doing Pirate Jokes. What Does Every Pirate Hate? A small chest with no booty."

"What do you call racist jokes that are made about black people? Dark humor"

"What do Trump and Sanders have in common? They both have an equal chance of winning the Democratic nomination."

"Sometimes... You just gotta treat life like a bad lay... Make funny faces and pretend you're having a good time."

"Let's give it up for grandmas who get offended and scared when they hear the word penis, but have like 12 kids."

"The shortest hunter joke Two hunters go by a bar"

"I was with my mom today when some guy backed into our car. I joked with my mom ""That guy's pull out game is weak."" My mom replied ""Not as weak as your dad's."""

"For every movie about Vietnam starring Chuck Norris, the historical duration of the war decreases. Just 3 more ""Missing in Action"" sequels, and that war will have never actually existed."

"I would make a terrible Buddhist because I kill a lot of ants and drifters"

"What do you call it when you make fun of somebody else's gambling addiction? Slot shaming."