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Joke of the Day

"My physics teacher told me I had potential. Then he threw me off the roof. A joke my mate told me after an after-hours lesson."

"This ceiling fan keeps knocking over my ceiling furniture."

"what do you call a fat woman who has 28 men in bed with her each night? yo mama"

"How do you kill a hipster? Push them into the mainstream and watch them tumblr"

"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Bartender: ""Why the long face ?"""

"What do you call a place monks go for Halloween? A monascary"

"i dont think anyone quotes mlk more than white people who were just accused of racism themselves"

"Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher? He was Haydn"

"Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ? Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !"

"What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? My fucking retarded son"