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Joke of the Day
"Maybe early risers just aren't as awesome at sleeping as I am."
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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash, the other is delicious."
"What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor."
"TIL Humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey."
"I found a message in a bottle. It said: ""The girl at the end of the bar is a lot hotter than she was 2 hours ago."""
"I'm really bad at making at fences Oops, wrong place for this post"
"What do you say when you're comforting a grammar nazi? There,Their,They're"
"What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare? A monster coming out of the closet"
"Chuck Norris joke, cause it's been a while Chuck Norris pull the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded."
"Drug commercial just listed ""death"" as a possible side affect. Seems totally legit. Ask your doctor if possible death is right for you.."