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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a Jewish girl scream twice? Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on the bedspread."

"My wife is like a piece of Sodium Carbide She's dangerous when wet"

"Donald Trump tells a joke to Hillary Clinton It was hillaryous"

"[Job interview] ""Can you explain this gap in your resume?"" Me: ""I fell asleep on the space key."""

"Tried to catch fog the other day... Mist"

"Was really suicidal, so I called the suicide hotline. They patched me through to Al-Qaeda."

"My favorite worst joke ever Two guys walk into a bar. One guy says, ""Hey, Frank... I'm not feeling so good..."" Then he falls to the ground, and he DIES! *Ehhhhhhh????*"

"Today Mother phoned asked me what I was doing . I said I was on Google maps and looking at her house .She asked if I could see her waving ."

"What do you call a wall st. executive that sucks at his job and is obsessed with his ex girlfriend? A broke stalker!"

"What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy? ""Oh god, a caucus!"" ^^^cuz ^^^he ^^^has ^^^a ^^^new ^^^england ^^^accent"