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Joke of the Day
"Where did the kid with adhd go? Aushwitz"
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"Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment? Because he didn't need a living room anymore!"
"Middle only pie A middle only pie could make someone a lot of money. But I donno if they could contain the business."
"""sir, can i ask why you're smoking TWO huge blunts?"" ""officer, I'm..."" *turns to camera* ""double jointed"" *cop starts breakdancing*"
"What do the mafia and a vagina have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."
"Do you know where the Belgium waffle design comes from? From the German tank tracks."
"I like my cream like I like my slaves Whipped"
"With the recent events in the news... My Facebook friends list is starting to look like the French revolution."
"If a guy lives in a Spanish speaking country. And has last name is Rita. He would be Senor Rita."
"Did you hear about the cannibal who past his uncle in the jungle?"