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Joke of the Day
"If you are an American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? You're peein'"
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"At my funeral play the Super Mario original theme until my casket is lowered in the ground then play the underground music"
"How do you stop a Polish tank? Shoot the guy that's pushing it"
"If you want to surrender, what do you do? Become french"
"Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their Facebook statuses?.....That's as crazy as the low low prices at Dave's Furniture Emporium"
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Megasoreass, What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotopuss"
"Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs."
"Wishy-washy sounds like someone that's optimistically clean."
"Ketchup Bottle Joke [Source Inside]"
"I've just read a book on how dramatically footballers wives lose their looks once their husbands retire.It's a real WAGS to witches story."