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Joke of the Day

"Nothing like an episode of ""I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"" to make you feel like a Harvard double major."

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"What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails? They're just alternate fax."
"What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk."
"What's the best thing about 12yr old girl in the shower Slick her hair back and she looks like an 11yr old boy"
"What do you call a constipated German? far-from-poopin"
"An officer gets shot in a marijuana raid..."
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"My gf thought it was so cute when she found out I owned a pair of tap shoes Until I got drunk, and put them on"
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