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Joke of the Day
"Everyone is normal until you find their Twitter."
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"At my daughter's dance recital. Wait. I don't have any kids. I'm leaving. These girls suck at ballet."
"What is the most successful spinoff ever made? The Bible"
"The best part of Halloween is all the Jehovah's Witnesses wondering why they're being given candy."
"Newark International Airport: You want urine on the floor? We got urine on the floor!"
"Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles"
"The worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl is... You have to drop the bomb twice"
"Weird when someone vanishes from your Facebook feed for 3 years then suddenly reemerges with the results of a ""Which Muppet Are You?"" quiz."
"My wife is suffering from depression. She phoned me the other day and said ""I feel like jumping in front of a bus and you're not doing anything to help"". So I sent her a timetable."
"Whenever I accidentally watch the Bravo channel, the last thing that comes to mind is the word, ""Bravo!"""