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Joke of the Day
"You know your relationship is losing its spark when your wife wears a rape whistle to bed."
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"A scotsman walks out of a bar It could happen."
"What does a toddler get drunk off of? Jack Danimals!"
"Teenagers are overweight because... ...they aren't getting in enough physical activity. Damn consent laws..."
"If I were a cop and pulled a woman over for speeding I would keep crying until she let me give her a ticket."
"The detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case."
"This joke didn't just happen by chance It was punintentional"
"A man walks into a confessional and farts... Upon hearing the priest start to gag he says, ""Forgive me Father, for I have wind."""
"On this new /j thing im really back and forth on it"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard, i just got laid by a chick."