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Joke of the Day

"He was a good dog. He was a beautiful, very good dog. Who was a good dog? Who's a beautiful, good boy? Was it you? It was.Dog obituary"

"Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you'd like to meet Him."

"what does Voldemort call his prostitutes Whorecruxes"

"Every so often my mother has a great idea, usually it involves leaving my house."

"What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison? Congee-gal visit"

"Why don't ants go to church? Because they are in sects!"

"At least Mexicans make good immigrants and don't bomb nobody."

"Laughter is the best medicine. Depression is the best food. Happiness is the best animal. I don't know since we're clearly making stuff up."

"If your sandwiches were made with the end Wonder bread slices, you weren't their favorite child."

"Someone came to my door today asking for donations to the local swimming pool So I gave them a glass of water"