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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dumb elephant? Donald Trunk"
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"What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween? As John Cena because you can't see them."
"what did one astronomer say to another astronomer about his obsessed girlfriend Man, she is already inside my event horizon."
"What do you call a cat who steals someone's identity? An impawster."
"Politicians are a lot like diapers... They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons. (Benjamin Franklin)"
"I got accused yesterday of ""plagiarism!!!"" Their words, not mine."
"Don't do drugs Without me"
"I had an idea for a hot air balloon underwear company. I couldn't get it off the ground."
"I was going to be a quarterback for Halloween at work... ...but my boss said we couldn't be anything offensive."
"Optimist- The glass is half full Pessimist- The glass is half empty Engineer- The glass is twice the size it needs to be. College Student- I can't afford the glass."