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Joke of the Day
"Apple invented a new app, Asians love it. Introducing the iOpener."
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"Birds wouldn't be so smug in zero gravity, I bet"
"I like a girl that isn't afraid to jump in front of me during a robbery & say ""babe, please. I got this one, you bought dinner."""
"*takes earrings out* *takes bracelet off* *slips out of shoes* *tears off jeans, shirt, bra* *shaves head* Ok Doc you can weigh me now"
"The police caught a man masturbating in public. As they were arrestng him, they told him, ""You came in the wrong neighborhood."""
"What do you call a lazy fan of the old Price is Right? a Barker Lounger !"
"What type of writing makes the most money? Ransom notes."
"[Going through customs] Anything to declare, sir? 1...2... Sir, what are you 3...4...I declare a thumb war! Oh bring it on *misses flight*"
"Arrogant lady, owned ! Lady : I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! Man : If I were the last man on earth, you wouldn't have a say in the matter."
"What's the cheapest concert you can go to? 50 cent feat. Nickelback."