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Joke of the Day

"Websites that automatically start playing music are like friends that awkwardly start giving you a massage."

"What do you call an emo on a hiking trip? Cliffhanger."

"My teen was complaining he had no clean clothes so I asked him what he thought he should do: ""Uh, go buy new clothes?"" Have kids. It's fun."

"I just saved a whole bunch of money on my car insurance by hacking into State Farm's main server and deleting the 4 DUIs."

"Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson? Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!"

"Bad pickup line: those jeans look very becoming on you, Then again, if I were on you I'd be coming too"

"My girlfriend accused me of being big-headed and thinking I was better than I was. I nearly fell off my throne."

"I asked my waitress if she thought me eating alone was embarrassing and she said, ""I work at Cheesecake Factory"""

"Bartender, I'd like you to bring that brunette at the end of the bar a slice of your finest ham."

"Internet Explorer is so slow If this video takes any longer, the girl in it will be a legal age"