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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Mexican take his Xanax? For hispanic attacks."
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"My wife told me she ""likes it rough."" So I replaced the toilet paper roll with a sandpaper roll. -how guys understand women"
"Vodka is just potatoes that made the right career choices."
"Now I don't know if this is racist but a black guy walks into a bar.... The barman goes 'wow where'd you get that?' To which the parrot goes 'Africa'"
"I took my kids to the zoo to see exotic cats, but we couldn't find the ocelots I think we just got ocelost."
"How often do you use algebra? Equationally."
"Your mom's got eight vaginas and a Ph.D. We call her Dr. Octopus."
"Q: Who burped at the big bad wolf? A: Little Rude Riding Hood!"
"Knock knock. Who's there? A black guy. ""A black guy who?"" ""A black guy who doesn't pay his child support."" ""I'm sorry, you're going to have to be more specific than that."""
"BOSS: OK! Who smashed a hole through the wall?! [Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man]"