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Joke of the Day

"What do we want? FLEXIBLE WORK SCHEDULES THAT ACCOMMODATE FAMILY LIFE! When do we want it? [Unintelligible yelling of different dates]"

"I just made the greatest construction-related pun of all time Works on so many levels"

"Want to hear a joke? Youtube's Copyright System"

"If you are Bipolar... ...does it means that you can claim that you are from the North and the South Poles ?"

"Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed? So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up."

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims, they went through 110 stories in 4 seconds"

"How do you kill a one legged fox? Make him run across Canada"

"Reddit's post limit reminds me of the Cleveland Show 1 joke every 10 minutes."

"What do a married guy and a single guy have in common? They both think the other one gets laid more."

"So a Jewish kid asks his dad for $30... His dad says, ""twenty bucks! What do you need ten bucks for?!"""