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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a smart mexican? Sherlock, Holmes."
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"What do you call a dinosaur with too much power? A tyrant-osaurus rex!       I'll see myself out..."
"They won't admit the Egypt flight crashed... ...because they're all in *da nile.*"
"Chrysler is recalling over 24,000 vehicles due to unexpected brake failure that could put many unsatisfied customers out of their misery."
"Harambe walks into a bar Bartender: What will you be drinking? Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice? Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe."
"My wife keeps on calling me ""gullible"" and ""financially irresponsible"". I just can't wait to see her face when I tell her I won the Nigerian lottery."
"What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school? No idea man, im just flying the drone."
"Fox News' slogan is ""Fair and Balanced"". That's it. That's the joke."
"So a woman is chasing down an ice cream truck... ... And the ice cream man stops and says, ""What can I get for you, Ma'am?"" She says ""Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."""
"My dog is entertained chasing his tail and I'm bored with a device that gives me access to infinite knowledge..."