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Joke of the Day

"Why don't Canadians have many orgies? Too many thank-you notes."

"Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers? Because they make it here."

"What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called? A *paradox.*"

"I wish we could all agree to adjust our cultural perspective on beauty so that I could eat more."

"Where did Sadam Hussein keep his CD collection? In Iraq."

"Sometimes I just get the urge to belt out The Lion Sleeps Tonight. After all, it's only a whim away."

"The guy who discovered boomerangs must have been terrified"

"A handsome man came up to me today & said ""Hi what's your name?"" I said ""You on Twitter?"" He said ""No"" We're getting married on Monday!"

"Don't worry Jennifer Lawrence... Every icloud has a silver linings."

"Niggawatt Def: theoretical unit of work. The amount of work 1 black man can produce in 1 hour."