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Joke of the Day

"Light a fire for a man and keep him warm for a day. Light a man on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life."

"My version of cyber-bullying is running around inside a Starbucks slamming people's laptops shut."

"I live in a hutch filled with vibrating cedar chips"

"Unfortunately..... Nobody wants to have sex with your inner beauty."

"What do you call a 15 year old Korean prostitute Sum-yung ho"

"That awkward moment when you're supposed to be cleaning your room and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one."

"Did you here about the guy who's whole left side was cut off? He's all right now."

"I wish my cat would squirt me with the water bottle when I go to eat junk food."

"""Men are pigs"" - misandrist &/or world's worst biologist"

"What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it."