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Joke of the Day

"I watched Cinderella backwards today..."

"What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights? Drive faster."

"Can somebody help me debug Malaysian Flight Simulator? It keeps crashing unexpectedly :/"

"Did you know tank tops were illegal until the U.S constitution came out? It gave people the right to bare arms."

"Hello OnStar? Yes I have an emergency. My wife thinks Pikachu is better than Squirtle. I left her at a gas station. Can you go get her?"

"Never call a girl fat. Because she will always remember it...that's because elephants never forget."

"All these jokes about pointless pencils... are dull."

"- ""... He accidentally drank some radioactive milk and became_ - MILKMAN!! - No. He became gravely ill and died. What are you? An idiot?!"""

"Who was appointed as a proof reader of Hitler's speeches? A Grammar Nazi"

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot..... you racist bastard."