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Joke of the Day

"Well, it's easy to tell I'm married. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my facebook status..."

"""I love to collect big white basketball shoes!!!!"" - someone with the opposite brain of me"

"What do you call a bulimic tree? Sycamore!"

"What word starts with F and ends in uck? Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck."

"I put my Grandma on speed dial.. I call that Instagram"

"I wish there was an "" I don't get it button."""

"Did you hear about the electrician who beat up a baker? He was charged with battery."

"One day you'll find someone who loves you for you. Someone with low, low, super way low standards. Lower than what you're thinking right now"

"Only a few weeks left before Election Day in the US and I am still undecided... ...if I should move to Canada or New Zealand."

"What do you call haunted titties? BOOOOOBIES!"