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Joke of the Day

"9 out of 10 doctors reccommend for children to drink water instead of soda that 1 doctor lives in flint michigan"

"What do you call a cow that has had an abortion? Decaffeinated"

"scarlet joe hanson sounds like an old timey boxer's name. ""weighin' in at 182 lbs, 5'9"", the ol' black widow, scarlet jooooooe hansen!"""

"MADOKA MAGICA SPOILERS Why did Tomoe Mami die? She got ahead of herself."

"A humorous joke to say on January 1st, ""I haven't had sex since LAST year!"" When really it's only been 21 years, 3 months and 18 days."

"I was gonna make a joke about Mohommad But you have to draw the line somewhere."

"Why is grammar class the most boring? It puts all the students in a ,"

"Facebook needs a ""settle down"" button you tap on a friend's profile, that locks them out for a day so they can work through stuff privately."

"Guy comes home and says to his wife, ""Pack your bags! I just won the lottery!"" She jumps for joy and asks, ""Where are we going?!?"" He says, ""I'm not going anywhere. You're outta here!"""

"How many moles are in a guacamole? Avacado's number."