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Joke of the Day
"What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst."
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"A skinny friend told me she's never hungry and just 'forgets to eat', so I drove her out to the woods and left her for dead. Is that wrong?"
"Albert Einstein just finished his theory about space. Its about time too"
"What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi"
"I wish you were my big toe So I could bang you on my coffee table"
"Getting real sick of all the Dragon Ball Z references... Just Saiyan..."
"Student: Can we postpone the test? It's on my birthday. Teacher: Well unlike your birthday, this test was planned ahead of time."
"Going out with two gay men tonight; I know they're my competition, but I've seen them consume bananas and I think I can take them."
"What is Beethoven doing these days? Decomposing."
"What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination? HAAAAAANNNNNDDD EYEEEEE"