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Joke of the Day
"Fill out job applications in crayon... ...and if you don't get hired, just blame it on your color."
Next Joke
"I just got an eyelash in my eye and I'm yelling at it cuz it's supposed to prevent this shit from happening like, ""YOU ONLY HAVE ONE JOB."""
"You all like dinosaurs...right? What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? ***A thesaurus***"
"Q: Where do cows go on Friday nights? A: To the moovies."
"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar He buys a beer."
"I have chronic diarrhea. My dad also has chronic diarrhea, and his dad had it too... It runs in our jeans."
"Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall."
"Why do they call P.M.S , P.M.S ? Because Mad Cow disease was already taken."
"A cow stumbled upon a marijuana field about to get harvested. It quickly turned into a high steak situation. haha?"
"Two spices are talking One spice says ""man it stinks like b.o. in here!"" Other spice says ""come on man I'm only cumin"""