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Joke of the Day

"Fill out job applications in crayon... ...and if you don't get hired, just blame it on your color."

"When I was growing up, we were so poor that... Soap-on-a-rope was considered to be jewelry in our house."

"What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler? Executed."

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb? YOU DON'T KNOW!!! YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!"

"What is a vampires least favorite food? Steak! ...I'll see myself out now."

"Mexico's president says he will not go to the U.S. for a meeting with Trump The wall's not even finished and it kept a Mexican out!"

"Using my toes to pick something up makes it hard to go to church on Sunday."

"What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna"

"HAHAHA...sorry....dont hate me Donald Trump....enough said"

"I'm being managed by Don King again"