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Joke of the Day

"Answer to the seagulls riddle. To beat the Portuguese (it's a New Bedord/Falmouth/Vineyard joke)."

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? One makes your whole day the other makes your hole weak!"

"I'm just grateful that I don't have to draw on my eyebrows everyday because I would totally forget to do that."

"Don't feel sad...don't feel blue... Frankenstein was ugly too..."

"Did you hear about the blood drive organizer from Portland who died in a car crash? He was an Oregon donor."

"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute. I just find it strange how many people have knives on a date."

"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster."

"What restaurant does a fast food worker/hacker work at? HackDonalds."

"I would tell you a good cheesy joke, But I lactase"

"Me (to a baby): Hush little baby don't say a word. Momma's gonna buy you a mocking bird Mom: like hell I'll buy that kid anything.."