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Joke of the Day

"The worst part about being introduced to new people is the panic moment where I think ""Pay attention! Pay attention!!!"" and miss their name."

"Recently discovered that my local coffee house sells my favorite soup... MISO HAPPY! :D"

"Just took a bite of a gluten-free slice of pizza & my stomach made a sad noise & I was all ""I know, buddy. I know."""

"My (black) coworkers informed me that black people can't get lice? ""You know what else they can't get? Good jobs."" I received a write-up :("

"My science teacher taught us about gravity today. It was such a heavy subject to take..."

"What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee? Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes."

"I'd tell you a lame joke about getting slightly wet But I wouldn't want to damn-pun your mood."

"I walk the walk. I talk the talk. But mostly I sit the sit."

"Not only is my new thesaurus terrible, But it's also terrible."

"Why did North Korea lose Internet? Because they switched to Comcast."