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Joke of the Day

"In current news: US: Stop that Middle East: Stop what? US: That Middle East: This? US: Yes that Middle East: This? America: OMG STAAAHP"

"10 ways on how to deal with Click baiting! Does anyone know them?"

"Send me one more game request and I'm showing up at your house hammered, at 4am, naked and demanding a game of Twister..."

"Did you hear the CEO of Twitter got in trouble for buying shares of rival companies? I guess it was a conflict of Pinterest."

"I USED VOLUME MAXIMIZING SHAMPOO THIS MORNING SO YES I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM IN YOUR FACE OFFICER"

"Q: What's brown, red, black and blue? A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes."

"I found a ""Fresh Baked Bread"" scented candle I bought it because I love the smell of fresh bread. But when I lit it, it smelled like toast."

"A new study discovered Scientists have discovered a new phenomenon while studying one side of a road on which a bull was staying on They call this phenomenon: Curb-On-The-Ox-Side"

"How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."

"It goes without saying, that..."